Trump's Approach to the Voting isn't dodgy at all


Advisor: Sir, you're losing by mail vote around Lake Superior.

Trump: Okay, I want the courts to discount the mail votes.

The Courts: Okay we'll discount the mail votes across the United States.

The Courts: Let's see, that's still a win for Biden.

Trump: -but how?

The Court: Well Pennsylvania which voted for you Mr. Trump sent most of those votes via mail.

Trump: No, no, just don't count the mail votes in all the states where i lost.